Birthday Blues

No not my birthday, my husband’s.

For six months, he’s older than me and I enjoy every minuteĀ of it. We’ve been married since we were 18. When he turned 20 he called me a teenybopper for six months. BIG mistake. This girl never forgets. Here’s a sample of yesterday’s (his actual birthday) conversations.

Me: You look good for your age.

DH: Thanks, that helps.

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Me: You don’t look a day over 56.

DH: That’s because I’m not a day overĀ 56.

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Me: Do you feel old?

DH: Yes, so stop asking.

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Me: I don’t think you heard my question a minute ago, your hearing must be going.

DH: What?

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Me: Walmart has a sale on geriatric vitamins.

DH: You’re not making this any easier.

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Me: You know what they say… Age is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

DH: A 20 year old wrote that.

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Me: Thank God I love older men.

DH: That’s supposed to make me feel better?

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Me: I promise I’ll love you when you’re old and gray.

DH: I’m already old and gray.

Me: See. I keep my promises.

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Happy Birthday to the sexiest old man I know!

2 replies added

  1. Carol Hall January 11, 2017 Reply

    That is sweet. I have a,high school friend who is about 5 months younger and he makes similar comments on my birthday. Happy birthday DH.

  2. Bobbi Servis January 11, 2017 Reply

    Too Funny! Tell DH that I wish him a very Happy Birthday

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